Dear Current Employer,

I am VERY pleased to let you know that I have received multiple offers for freelance gigs at the fabulous rate of $90 hour for 40 hours of work a week and will be accepting one in particular that seems especially appealing to me. The new gig is with a company doing really interesting work, that is supportive and caring about the people they work with, likes that I prefer contract work and LOVES the work that I do!. They have offered me this post to the point where my new book – “A Life In Days – The First Year” makes millions, hitting the New York Times Best Seller List within a year of being self-published.

I am thrilled about these opportunities and especially thrilled to be moving on from this situation.

Thank you for the opportunity to leave your employ on my terms.

Best-

Me