I told this story out loud yesterday to Ozzy’s sister (the little female kitty who lost one bro and now has another one in ICU), and just wanted to cement it in place here, so here goes:

Your little brother is such a stinker. He ate too much tuna yesterday and is paying the hangover price for it today. Our silly vet gets a little worked up over a distemper test that comes back positive, even though we both know it’s just because he had his vaccinations almost two weeks ago, which can trigger a false positive.

But we’ll let him hang out at the vet’s office and get good TLC for a day or two, then when he comes back you two will have even more fun together because now you won’t take each other for granted.

He’ll be happy to be home, you’ll be happy to have him home, and I’ll be delighted that all is well with my happy kitties. Which, we know, I’ve got one banked with Universe already! ha!